MEMORANDUM
TO: EVE and STEVIE J
FR: ROD2.0
RE: SEX TAPE
DT: MONDAY, 27 JUNE '05
Eve, we recently stumbled across your sex tape via Crunk and Disorderly.
As far as sex tapes are concerned, it barely meets the standard—a man and woman laying in bed, he's pleasuring himself—or trying to—while using foreign objects to pleasure you, but hey, we have to call it something. (Actually, j/o + dildo = kinda gay.) Maybe Gwen could have helped spice things up? Frankly we expect more from a former stripper. But here are several questions:
1. Why are your nails flawless but toenails are not done?
2. Why can't he get it up?
3. Who is your cinematographer and please tell us that he/she is not DGA?
3. Most important: Couldn't you find a black or brown dildo?
See the tape here: Eve Ruff Ryd'n (NSFW)
That's her ex man stevie j.
Posted by: boogietonight | 27 June 2005 at 13:05
Her bush was too much for me.
Posted by: Fresh | 27 June 2005 at 13:35
interesting. would love to have seen more of stevie, he used to be hot. but didn't look so hot in this video
Posted by: seanndc | 27 June 2005 at 13:42
Strangely, that kind of turned me on lol.
Posted by: Boogie | 27 June 2005 at 16:33
that bitch is wild.but she fly n that's what counts and she not burning lmaoooooooo
Posted by: nye nye | 13 May 2008 at 22:04