What Up S.L.U.T.

Another Wednesday, another homoerotic excerpt from 50 Cent's new autobiography, From Pieces to Weight: Once Upon a Time in Southside Queens. Why does Curtis Jackson keep getting all this static as being not so gay friendly? Fiddy really does like the gays, because while reading our review copy of his new memoir (thanks, MTV publicity!), we've discovered quite a few gay-friendly passages. As a public service to Rod 2.0 readers, we will present these in serial form.

This week: Our hero goes to boot camp, checks the package on a drill sergeant, and gets a new nickname.

There was one drill sergeant who was crazy, like he was shell-shocked or whatever the fuck. He had a look in his eyes like he was still in the war. His name was Sergeant Napparan, and he stood all of five feet and two inches. His body was 140 pounds of pure muscle, and a hundred of it was hanging between his legs. And this motherfucker was in charge of my platoon. (p128)

Sounds like love at first sight, but the fun is just begining. For the next six months, Inmate Jackson learned to respond to a new name: "The fuckin' slut."

The physical regimen was only one part of the mind-fucking. The other half of the bullshit was made up of the daily meetings, work hours and academic training. Because I was familiar with that shit from my first rehabilitation experience, it was nothing. And my boxing had geared me up physically, so it was hard for that stuff to get to me as much as the Sergant would have liked. He began to really hate me and called me a “fuckin slut.” But I wasn’t about to go to jail—especially not behind Napparan’s mind gamnes. No ways.

Imagine being locked up with hundreds of other prisoners for six months and called a “fuckin slut" around the clock. What happens next?

Next Week: 50 Learns How to Make Love

Bitch Better Have My Money .. And Some Prada Pumps (Rod 2.0) Gay or Rapper? (Rod 2.0) Gay or Rapper? Parts 2, 3 and 4 (Rod 2.0) From Pieces to Weight: Once Upon a Time in Southside Queens (Amazon) Get Rich Buff or Die Tryin' (brotha2Brotha)

Comments

[Faraji]

HAha, too funny! :)=

[seanndc]

not cute at all. no way, i'd tell anybody my nickname is jail was fuckin slut. hell-to-da-naw!

[Tarheelhombre]

Rod, despite those veiled comments, 50 Cent has a well-deserved reputation as a nasty homophobe. Last year in an interview with Playboy, he openly stated that he does not like to have gay men around him and does not like gay men. He further stated that gay men would have nothing in common with him. Moreover, his lyrics are filled with vicious homophobia and misogyny. So, 50 Cent justly deserves his reputation as the poster child for homophobic bigots.

[Bernie]

Tarheelhombre, sometimes the most vocal are the ones with the most to hide.

[michael]

He's still D.U.M.B

[Mark]

Oops, my satire detector needs to be fixed.

[Kacerniaz]

50, among others, have the right to feel the way they want about gay and/or bisexual people. I mean him hating or loving us should not make us loose one minute of sleep. As long as he, nor anyone else for that matter, does not verbally or physically disrespect us face to face then we should almost care less.

[Christopher]

I personally think that he may '50' may or may not have had an experience, if not more than one. Which may have led him to feel justified in explaining himself in his book. His behavior and language towards 'Us' has been overrated. He looks like he could really give up some helluva, ....ya' know.

[Christopher]

ummmm....looking between another guys legs can be interpreted in a few ways.
maybe you are curious, (like I am most of the time) or maybe you just @%$# hungry...(like I am most of the time) If in fact you are 'STRAIGHT' and you find yourself looking between a guys legs....more than once a day, get yourself some and stop torturing yourself!!!