Another Monday night and much of the evening was devoted to watching some very hot, impossibly buffed and ripped men in too-tight square cut shorts, sweating, groping and grinding. That's right—for the second week in a row—we were glued to USA and the WWE's Monday Night Raw,
lusting watching Shelton Benjamin, John Cena and Carlito. Also—for the second Monday night in a row—super-gorgeous Shelton suffered a humiliating defeat. Awww.
If you aren't a wrestling fan, this show is better than most of the prOn out there, so here are a few gayish captures ....
Shelton lacing up. Hmm.
Shawn Michaels will be his tag team partner against Carlito and Kurt Angle. Look at that Colgate smile. Awww.
Shawn reminds our boyfriend ... umm, Shelton .... that his spectacular loss last week was, well, spectacular. Hopefully better luck tonight.
Shelton walking out to thunderous applause. Stunning, no?
Look at those quads, that waist, and the bubble ... oh yea, Shelton has Carlito in a sleeper hold.
Now that's HOT.
Can we said shredded? Shelton has the upper hand for a minute ...
Carlito tags Kurt Angle who kicks Shelton's azz. This shot is Gay. Gay. Gay.
Shawn Michaels saves the day (of course), but Shelton ... f***s up. They lose. Shelton Benjamin is too gorgeous to hold a grudge against—specially from this angle.
More WWE recaps at TVgasm—but they actually concentrate on the wrestling. Not the gay.