If you're willing to pay $600 for a haircut, who do you call? It used to be Sally Hershberger but now it's all about Ted Gibson, recently profiled by Out. Among the clients of his Fifth Avenue salon: Angelina Jolie, Renee Zellwegger and Jessica Alba. "You have an hour or more alone with the person, it's like therapy."

· "I was shocked to see my master on the verge of penetrating me from behind, his pants down!" explains Ayuk, a "houseboy" in the Cameroon. In a melodramatic newspaper account that borrows heavily from both Wuthering Heights and Tiger Tyson, Ayuk tells police that over time he began to "suspect foul play" and set out to trap the culprit. "When he almost started the action, I got up and grabbed him." After nine years of "houseboy" duties, police say the man is "in a state of shock, anxious and sad, with slight anal inflammation."

· "Why the hell do you go to Africa?" ABC News attempts damage control after newly named World News Tonight anchor Charlie Gibson questions the field reporting of NBC's Brian Williams. As a former employee of ABC News and Good Morning America ... we'll just leave this one alone.