An absolutely awful night for Shaquille O'Neal, Rod 2.0 crush object Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat as they lose 85-99 to the Dallas Mavericks. Meanwhile, a very good night for the Mavs' Jason Terrry. Let's rephrase that: A very good night for Terry's butt, which saw lots of mannish slapping-action especially this threesome in the third quarter.
Hmm. Must be nice.
What happened to baby daddylicious D-Wade's game? Maybe his teammates are still teasing him for being voted one of People's "50 Most Beautiful People." Or, maybe they were teasing him about his Game One romance with James Posey. Either way he was not a hapy camper:
D-Wade earned a tech foul after arguing with a referee—mind you, not just any referee, but, Bob Delaney, the former undercover agent whose story inspired Donnie Brasco.
Later in the 4Q, after a hot out make-out session on the hardwood, D-Wade found new love with someone from the enemy camp:
Damon Devin Harris. What did R Kelly sing? I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump n grind.
Damon Devin has that cute, boy-next-doorish type but he's still gangsta. Notice the director flashes a huge chyron to mask him as he ... adjusts himself.
That grin is kinda devilish, no? Either Harris is very excited with (a) his adjusting, (b) the four points he just took, (c) his two "runs-ins" with Wade, or, (d) the after-party in the Mavericks spacious clubhouse.
Let's go with the latter. Witness as undercover Rod 2.0 operatives (aka ABC Sports producers) go inside the Mavs locker room:
Jason Terry's locker is typical for the Mavs organization. Each suite is equipped with iPods, Harman Kardan DVD players, tape decks and stereo systems, and, a flat screen television. Plus a massage table and "on duty masseur to relieve the tension." Just the few perks of playing for a team owned by a gazillionaire.
Our question: Who is the team "masseur"?
Previously:NBA Finals: Game One (Rod 2.0) December Clikque (Rod 2.0) The Many Faces of Boris Diaw (Rod 2.0) NBA Gay ... Err, Playoffs 2 (Rod 2.0) NBA Gay ... Err, Playoffs (Rod 2.0) March Madness: Dee Brown (Rod 2.0) March Madness: Omar and Mike (Rod 2.0) Hornet's Nest (Rod 2.0) Vernon Davis: "Click-Clack" (Rod 2.0) The Best Part of Breaking Up (Rod 2.0)