That's probably what Ted Haggard's children asked over the weekend when dad gave that interview where he claimed there was no gay sex with a male hustler—only drugs and a massage with no happy ending. Look at the picture closely: Not only was his poor wife sitting right beside him but the children were in the back seat. Don't blame the reporters, they asked Haggard if he wanted to step outside the car to do the interview, but he chose to use his wife and kids as a human shield.
If you're wondering how could his wife allow this, it's quite simple: It was her fault.
After Haggard's "sexual immorality" and dismissal was announced, Rev. Mark Driscoll of Seattle's Mars Hills mega-church warned the church wife "who lets herself go and is not sexually available to her husband" that she is "not responsible for her husband's sin, but she may not be helping him either."
You heard that correctly: Go to your Pilates class and make sure you give it up to your man. Otherwise, you're forcing him into a seedy life of male hookers and drug-fueled sex.
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