Maybe it was because he was more interested in having group sex? The gay escort who outed the good reverend, Mike Jones, appeared on Michaelangelo Signorile's radio show with the 411: Ted was a bottom and "not very good" on his knees:
MJ: When I was on the radio show in Denver, the question was asked: Did you practice safe sex? I said, 'We used a condom once." The talk show host goes, "You mean he wore the condom once?" I said, "Uh, no, I did."
MS: What about with oral sex? Was he the passive partner or the active partner?
MJ: You know, it kind of went back and forth—and I can't say he was very good at it.
Apparently, one thing that Rev. Ted Haggard was "very good at" was bumping crystal meth. Jones says Haggard used tina "when he had sex with his wife too." Gayle must have appreciated that extra "twinkle" in hubby's eye.
Signorile Interviews Haggard's Male Hooker (America Blog)
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OMG. It's like a train wreck you just can't help but watch.
Posted by: Anon | 06 November 2006 at 21:50
At first I thought this would be too much info. But it's MFing hilarious. Classic gay face.
Posted by: ATL Kid | 06 November 2006 at 21:52
Haha, no surprise. Those sexually repressed types are always teh worst in bed.
Posted by: Carl | 06 November 2006 at 22:18
Those sexually repressed types are ALWAYS the one's preaching from pulpits about the evils of sin!
These MFers need to stop hating themselves and stop using their positions to spread more hatred.
Posted by: Bernie | 06 November 2006 at 22:38
Oh, so Miss Haggard wasn't even a good screw? He couldn't pray the gay away and he couldn't pour his emotion into the sex? Poor baby.
Posted by: Derrick | 06 November 2006 at 23:41
I'M GLAD HE GOT CAUGHT, I'M SO SICK OF ALL OF YOU SO CALLED CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SO F@#KING MORAL & RIGHTEOUS WHEN IN REALITY WE'RE ALL HUMAN AND WE ALL HAVE SHORT COMIINGS. AND ESPECIALLY THE SO CALLED RACIST SOUTHERN BAPTIST CALLING THEMSELVES CHRISTIANS WHEN A LOT OF THEM STILL HAVE A 1960'S MENTALITY TOWARD BLACKS AND MINORITIES,YOU'RE ALL HYPERCRITS. I FEEL BAD FOR THIS MAN LIVING HIS LIFE LIKE THIS, BUT THIS IS WHAT SOCIETY DOES TO PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT.
Posted by: blacktruth | 07 November 2006 at 09:11
TMI!! How long will it take to get that image of Haggard on his knees out of my head!? (Although I'm surprised he wasn't any good, the way he keeps pushing his lips out when he talks...LOL!)
BTW: I predict the religious community will forgive him in a few months, particularly if he keeps up with the 'I'm a sinner, I've done terrible things, I'm fighting against it' line.
Posted by: ReggieH | 07 November 2006 at 09:21