News: Ann Coulter's Jockstrap, Radical Right Whines, Alicia Keys

Ann Coulter is mad as hell—or is she? After dismissing the election as a "paltry Democrat win", the right-wing harpie channeled Ken Mehlman to smear the opposition:

"Jon Tester, Bob Casey Jr., Heath Shuler, possibly Jim Webb—I've never seen so much raw testosterone in my life. The smell of sweaty jockstraps from the 'new Democrats' is overwhelming."

· Dr. James Dobson, the rabidly anti-gay founder of Focus on the Family, blamed the Republicans' crushing defeat on abandoning "values voters." Opposed to conventional wisdom, Dobson predicted "catastrophic" losses if the party charted a more moderate course. "Values voters are not going to carry the water for the Republican Party if it ignores their deeply held convictions and beliefs."

· Wisconsin: Analysts say the Republican strategy of pandering to the base with a marriage amendment backfired. It passed but a "much larger-than-expected turnout", especially among progressive college students, booted Republicans from the the Statehouse.

· You know boys and their toys ...

· This should stop those pesky rumors. Alicia Keys' big-screen debut in Smoking Aces: "Undercover hooker outfit, lesbian love affair and one very, very enormous gun." (via New Now Next)

· Good news for gays in the world's second-largest Catholic nation: Same-sex unions in Mexico City will begin early next year. The state of Coahuila, which borders Texas, is debating a similar plan.

Comments

[timothy]

Yes, Ann must have work up Wednesday morning on the wrong side of the coffin.

I mean bed.

[Andy in Seattle]

Oh when is Mattel going to release an Ann Coulter Barbie--with the string in her that that you pull and our pours Tourette's Conservatism. It's like Sandra Bernhard, Andy Kaufmann, and William F. Buckley got caught in the transporter beam and out popped this performance artist.

[Anon]

Ann is, as she ays, "laser-focused" on gayness. Must really be a man.

[seahawk]

Re: "Boys and their Toys:"
You New Yorkers probably know that many of us out here in the frontier have ZERO opportunities for the kinds of parties, nightclubs and activities listed on the website. Do you people get ANY sleep living in NY?

[jared]

i guess she would know about "sweaty jock straps" since she must wear them herself. this chick is so bitter that its just plain old funny, but, its good to see her stylist got her in a mock neck to hide that adams apple in the picture, lol!