French football sensation Florent Malouda delivers some colorful and tough talk to his new team mates at Chelsea: "Tighten up at the back" and stop showing "impotence."
The 27-year-old French Guyana-born football sensation is a relatively new addition to Chelsea—home to another Rod 2.0 fave—and was acquired in July from Lyon for the staggering price tag of £13.5 million aka $27 million USD. After this week's 1-1 game against the Norwegian team Rosenborg—more screen captures HERE—the winger's recipe for success has plenty of double entendres for you sports nuts and fans of European football: "We need to make things happen in order for us to be successful once more. We have to tighten up at the back and stop conceding so many goals, as this is something that has been hurting us a lot since the start of the season. ... We want to string together some results and not continue giving this impression of impotence."
Speaking of virility: Florent Malouda often prefers to play shirtless and these screen captures are from Tuesday's game against the Norwegian team. Definitely wished he played on our team.
Le Chelsea de Florent Malouda [A Cause ds Garcons]
Malouda: We Need Killer Instinct [The Sun]











Magnifique!
Posted by: ca | 22 September 2007 at 20:15
He's got a hot body. Damn!
Posted by: Dex123ter | 23 September 2007 at 07:40
As Florida Evans would say, Damn, damn, damn.
Posted by: greg g | 23 September 2007 at 22:16
What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
Posted by: tyler grey | 23 September 2007 at 22:25
Hmmm Rod... I'm not a Chelsea supporter; anyway have doubts that Florent prefers to play shirtless. Did you mean "like that" or simply that he doesn't wear (like many other players) any cotton t-shirt behind the team jersey?
Posted by: Juan | 25 September 2007 at 02:48
Absolutely beautiful (physically).
Solid skin (the caribbean has organic food).
Posted by: LB | 26 September 2007 at 14:57
Absolutely beautiful (physically).
Solid skin (the caribbean has organic food).
Posted by: LB | 26 September 2007 at 14:58