French football sensation Florent Malouda delivers some colorful and tough talk to his new team mates at Chelsea: "Tighten up at the back" and stop showing "impotence."
The 27-year-old French Guyana-born football sensation is a relatively new addition to Chelsea—home to another Rod 2.0 fave—and was acquired in July from Lyon for the staggering price tag of £13.5 million aka $27 million USD. After this week's 1-1 game against the Norwegian team Rosenborg—more screen captures HERE—the winger's recipe for success has plenty of double entendres for you sports nuts and fans of European football: "We need to make things happen in order for us to be successful once more. We have to tighten up at the back and stop conceding so many goals, as this is something that has been hurting us a lot since the start of the season. ... We want to string together some results and not continue giving this impression of impotence."
Speaking of virility: Florent Malouda often prefers to play shirtless and these screen captures are from Tuesday's game against the Norwegian team. Definitely wished he played on our team.