Turning from the election to the ridiculous: Lil Fizz, the least talented member of the former chart-topping and very homoerotic boyband B2K, emerges from obscurity to proclaim his heterosexuality and slam his fellow B2Kers Omarion and Raz B.
In a new video posted yesterday, Lil Fizz and a life-sized sockpuppet repeatedly gay-bait and mimic Omarion's speech and mannerisms, establish their street cred by giving shout outs to various gang members in Inglewood and South Central, and, demand Omarion immediately hire them to write and/or "produce some new beats." Lil Fizz also mocks Omarion by making none-too-subtle hints toward his possible sexuality and taunts the band's former lead singer by holding up his BlackBerry Curve to the camera to display a text message. Fizz is the perfect example of the cute guy who loses his charm the minute he opens his mouth. And Fizz wonders why he is unemployed ...
"Oh and fu-k Raz B and his gay a--," Fizz says before signing off, laughing about Raz B's recent projects and insisting he does not "fu-k with homos." Ironically the kid uses a homoerotic slang—"That's why nikkaz are always on my d--k!"—to explain his "popularity."
Lil Fizz Disses Omarion and Raz B [Dime Wars]
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