(UPDATE: Didn't realize this before but several people pointed out that apparently this has been Photoshop'd.)
Rod 2.0 regular Henry in London emails these screen captures of a massive LL Cool J bulge and imprint spotted on Granada Television. LL put on quite a show—this probably from his recent tour with Janet Jackson—and is seen hanging right. That's unlike Jamie Foxx who was recently seen hanging left.
Mama said knock you out ... but she didn't say with what.
AFTER THE JUMP—and it seems we forgot to make the page break earlier—feast your eyes and judge for yourself.
The picture (and bulge) expands much larger when you click.
Recently LL Cool J joked and said if he were hit on by gay men it could "expand" his options. Something tells me that quite a few of his gay fans wouldn't mind helping him out, especially after seeing these images.
Thanks HENRY TW!
You Will Definitely Enjoy ...
Jamie Foxx Hangs (and Bulges) Left at CMAs [R20]
LL Says "LL Cool Gay" Could "Expand His Options" [R20]
LL Cool J's Abtastic Cover Shoot for "Men's Fitness" [R20]
LL: "Guys Uncomfortable Admitting" They "Like" Me [R20]
LL Does Fashion Week [R20]
106th & LL [R20]
LL: Most Wanted Body [R20]
LL and YouthAIDS [R20]
Modern and Fabulous [R20]
News: LL Cool J, Sharpton [R20]
Ummmm...I'm speechless. And that is not often the case.
Good gawd! ((fanning self))
Posted by: Baltimore Femme | 01 June 2009 at 15:06
Bring it on LL daddy!
Posted by: P. | 01 June 2009 at 15:07
Yeah, but does LL USE all of THAT?
It is nice, hope it isn't wasted.
Posted by: Chitown Kev | 01 June 2009 at 15:19
Impressive. And he's from New York--the city of "tops". (yeeeah, right).
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | 01 June 2009 at 15:23
LL is a role model for keeping the body sexy. He's young, but he is not that young.
Posted by: Chris | 01 June 2009 at 15:24
Sorry to dissapoint you guys but that is one of the latest photoshop type tricks. There's a dude name damondeuxdeuxdish who does tricks like this to celebrity pics all the time. Google him and see for yourselves.
Posted by: strong4u | 01 June 2009 at 17:01
^strong4u... anything is possible these days.
Posted by: Kmark | 01 June 2009 at 17:28
Ain't know way LL is that big down there.
Posted by: Brent | 01 June 2009 at 17:34
Anyone else remember the LL COOL J quote "I'm so bad I can suck my own dick!" from way back in the day?
Looks like he was serious!
Posted by: Mad Professah | 01 June 2009 at 19:33
oh Mad: are you going "black" now?
Cause the ONLY thing WHITE about LL is the lining on his shorts and his underwear waist band...
I see you're "slumming" with the brothas today..WERK BOO! WERRRK!
*I hope your white master, ahem, HUSBAND, approves of this sudden dalliance with into blackness! snark!
Posted by: ShadeTea | 01 June 2009 at 19:46
The moment I saw this, one word came to mind: Photoshop.
I see strong4u agrees.
All I know is, a friend of mine's little brother beat him up when they were 15, growing up in Hollis, Queens. So he can't be all that.
Posted by: Jim | 02 June 2009 at 00:01
@ Miss Shade Tea:
Oh do we really want to talk about inter racial M4Ms
How is Manhunt treating you? Still running after those light bright almost white and Latino online trade? And the Mugler boys on Myspace? Hmm?
:)
Posted by: Truthseeker | 02 June 2009 at 00:13
So where did the white strings on the red shorts go? Come on guys the bottom image was photoshopped and so is the bulge i bet.... this post should be pulled...
Posted by: james | 02 June 2009 at 07:06
I am enjoying my 40's, and since I was 29 years old we knew LL was packing! The Village Voice was low-down enuff to say he was horse-hung. and this was in the days B4 photoshop.
Posted by: Brien | 02 June 2009 at 08:53
Truthseeker: hey gurl...how you doin?
still wishing you could tag me to manhunt? or are you mad that the white and fair skinned latino girls in chelsea aren't checking for you b/c you're ugly and wretched? i'm still waiting for all of this "Mugler" and "manhunt" tea you've been kvetching about since FOR-EVAR...
no proof, ms. girl? didn't think so...
I win. ball is in your court. GIRL BOOM!
:)
Posted by: ShadeTea | 02 June 2009 at 08:58
@ " this post should be pulled"
MARY!
Posted by: P. | 02 June 2009 at 08:59
@Shade Tea
If you think being married to a white person makes someone "less Black" I feel sorry for you. Being married to a white guy doesn't mean my husband is my master. Bitter, much?
Is the President "blacker" than I am because he's married to Michelle even though he has a white mother and both my parents are black?
Lawd have mercy queens just love to "stir sh*t"!
Posted by: Mad Professah | 02 June 2009 at 10:41
Actually this is no surprise to me, I've known LL was hung for years. I remember going to see him at The Apollo in Manchester England back in the 80's, he was wearing red jogging pants and the bulge was very visible even from the cheap seats ;) It was BIG and hung to the right.
Posted by: rolyb2 | 02 June 2009 at 11:56
honey i dont see it, can someone circle it for me.
Posted by: say | 02 June 2009 at 14:09
Ms Mad Professah:
oh no i don't think black people married to white people are "less Black"...
I just think YOU are less black because we all KNOW that you have nothing whatsoever to do with BLACK anything..am I right? I mean, surely, after Jasmyne Cannick exposed you in her blog you'd get it together.
Bitter over what? honey, have you LOOKED in a mirror lately? Trust me...I'm not bitter about YOU...quite the contrary, I'm thankful I don't have to get up every morning and look in the mirror and see YOUR reflection staring back at me...
and yes, for YOU, husband=master. GET INTO IT, MS. PROFESSAH GURL.
BOOM!
Posted by: ShadeTea | 02 June 2009 at 19:55
def shooped
Posted by: Spazz | 02 June 2009 at 22:53
It is quite clear that this is a hoax. The picture has been altered. Where is the WHITE DRAWSTRING????
Posted by: Ted | 03 June 2009 at 21:16
I, Honut would take him even if was a U-nut! ;)
Posted by: Honut SInti | 04 June 2009 at 23:58