After a night a partying on Miami Beach, football phenom and reality sporno star Terrell Owens takes to Twitter to ask fans for a ride to the airport.
Too bad there's a 140-character limit on Twitter. The freshly-manicured footballer could have really went into detail, like "Preferably No dudes, unless you look like ..."
that is funny to me
Posted by: Hersheys | 09 September 2009 at 14:45
unless you look like.... him!
Posted by: Gdub | 09 September 2009 at 15:08
T.O. is funny and fine. Watching the show has endeared me to him. I laugh all the way through it and get a big kick out of watching that body.
Then the tweet says "preferably."
Posted by: chris | 09 September 2009 at 15:09
damn- I was in Miami that night! Cna't believe that biotch didn't just call me...
Posted by: bill | 09 September 2009 at 15:13
Its so funny...he said PREFERABLY NO DUDES...that's a caveat, but its not an out! LOL.
I guarantee you, the UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE is inferred!
If a tight cute little papito or a thick solid athlete showed up, he'd hop in without pause!
I find this funny. It was silly to even put that out there.
Posted by: TheRevKev | 09 September 2009 at 15:38
Personally? I'd get tired of him after the word out of his mouth (or maybe there aren't supposed to be any words. LOL!)
Posted by: Doug Cooper Spencer | 09 September 2009 at 15:43
Key word(Preferably)!
Posted by: DW Jazzlover | 09 September 2009 at 15:53
TheRevKev, what's the word on the street about Owens? I'm always left with, uh, conflicting answers.
Posted by: Marcus | 09 September 2009 at 16:33
Who does this???
Posted by: The Truth | 09 September 2009 at 16:46
TO gets me conflicting opinions as well. this twitter doesnt help but I'm guessing he's straight
Posted by: ff | 09 September 2009 at 17:14
DL brothas always tell on themselves sooner or later. Why would he even end his comment like that? Does he think that approach actually deflects rumors about him? And DL folks always wonder why the gay boys always keep one eye on them. He must have been playing a joke. Yeah right.
Posted by: Ravenback | 09 September 2009 at 17:15
REALLY TERRELL? do you REALLY say PREFERABLY NO dudes?
So you "prefer" female? REALLY?
Posted by: Marcus | 09 September 2009 at 17:23
ooh terrell...HOW YOU DOIN?!
preferably no dudes, eh?
so beat face, fierce T trannies giving us "retro era grace jones/whitney houston/ce ce peniston effect cira 1990s are okay, boo?
are they?
Terrell KNOW he is gay...and Jessica White (his "girlfriend") is a crafty beard who STAY cute and is spending Terrell's coin! :)
werk!
Posted by: ShadeTea | 09 September 2009 at 18:17
At first glance, I thought Terrell Carter wrote that, and I was like no he didn't... Then I saw it was TO...either way its a hawt mess. lol
Posted by: Kriolkid | 09 September 2009 at 18:18
A straight man would have written "Preferably a hottie with nice tits." He'd make no mention of dudes, as dudes wouldn't even cross his drunk horny mind.
Posted by: Dave | 09 September 2009 at 20:37
DAVE!!!
BRAVO!!! A drunken dude in his craziest would ask for a CHICK WITH TITS...NOT "MAYBE" NO DUDES!!!
The word on the streets is that there is NO word on the streets, cuz nobody cares!!!
Posted by: TheRevKev | 09 September 2009 at 21:11
Priceless !!!
Posted by: www.automaticprince.com | 09 September 2009 at 22:17
Lord, I wish this tiresome person would go away.
Posted by: mjolnir202 | 09 September 2009 at 22:56
I think he meant- no trannies 'cause a lot of guys nowadays got the MACisms down and can pass as ladies. LOL
Posted by: Lang B | 10 September 2009 at 00:19
LOL, yeah us who know who Terrell is and knew before the fame always have looked at him like, "Yeah it's only a matter of time before..."
Anybody with half a brain can see through his facade. HOW U DOIN'!
Posted by: kayman | 10 September 2009 at 11:31
T.O. preferance is skinny blond haired twinks.... take alook at his "real" assistant not the two "plants" for his VH1 show and food for thought why was it Brady Quinn's first call was to T.O. ??
Posted by: Garry | 10 September 2009 at 16:13
>>>T.O. preferance is skinny blond haired twinks....
Yeah, yeah. More unlikely inter racial fantasies. I can see T.O. kicking it with Brady Quinn. I cannot see T.O. going after some skinny twink, blond or otherwise. Bi/DL/curious muscular men usually like the same.
Posted by: Dalton | 10 September 2009 at 19:49