After Sherri Shepherd graphically described Lambert's performance—"He was sticking his finger between the legs of his dancers! I can't show you what he did" she tsked tsked—right-wing babe Elisabeth Hasselbeck slammed Lambert's "sexual aggression": "Subjectively ... there seemed to be a sexual aggression that came across in the performance. Does anyone know what song he sang? Does anyone remember what he sounded like? Because let me tell you this, this is the mistake Adam Lambert will make time and time again. We will not remember him as a performer or someone with a voice if he continues to do things like this. He will smarten up and sing."
In related news: Adam Lambert's Good Morning America performance, scheduled for tomorrow, has been canceled because of his act at the AMAs CBS' The Early Show reportedly gladly scooped the Idol star. #ShameOnYouABC quickly trended to the second most popular topic on twitter.
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