PHOTOS: Chad Ochocinco Tweets His NSFW "Dick" Towel

Football diva and sporno hotness Chad Ochocinco tweets "before" and "after" shrinkage Twitpics after stepping out of the shower. It's not quite Visanthe Shiancoe but probably NSFW. See the images—"Ladies only", hear that Terrell?—AFTER THE JUMP ...

Here is the before...

And the after

Comments

[duttybama]

LAME!

[True Words]

I love it...unlike some other celebrities out there posing nude...he took a different approach!

[soulbrotha]

After that stunt he pulled on his "reality" show (telling all the black women to go home) I find nothing sexy about this troll. My personal opinion.

[FREELEO]

absolutely gorgeous. probably not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but beautiful nonetheless.

[Ursovain]

Hes still fine.

[Jim]

Photo #1: Nothing makes a man sadder than knowing he is ill-endowed.

Photo #2: Nothing makes a man more relieved than knowing that he has a sexual organ too large ever to be actually used.

[Perry]

He wishes.

[Black Pegasus]

After he revealed his Snow Bunny fantasies on the Wendy Williams show, I 'fell out of Lust' with this guy.

When he didn't have the major contracts and fame, a Black Woman was good enough to have his children. Now that he's 'ballin', you can't find a Black Woman nowhere around him.. Oh, there was that token Blk Woman on his Reality Show.

*rolls eyes*

[Marcel]

He's physically hot, but an WORLD CLASS IDIOT all day long.

[Jim J]

So... apparently the freedom to love whomever we want only applies if someone loves a person of thir own race. Good job guys. Very progressive. Freedom! p.s. isn't he half Mexican? Guess that doesn't count either...he is only allowed to love black women.

[Cajiva]

Oh Jim J shot up. If he half Mexican, I'm half Filipino.

[FREELEO]

I agree Jim J. If he doesn't want to date black women, why should we care? I'm not trying to date black women either. Many in our community give me hell for that too..

[TDmoderator]

Okay wait, did anyone else see the game the other day? I SWEAR his "print" got much larger on the sideline while he had been talking to T.O.! He mysteriously disappeared after that! Damn if I didn't set the DVR to try and get it, but never came back on camera.

[Jim]

FREELEO, the oppressed always imitates his oppressor.

Every gay man has been told all his life by his oppressor that his romantic preferences are wrong. Many gay men, then, are going to jump at the opportunity to exercise the same kind of judgment to make someone else feel bad about his romantic preferences.

[Jim J]

I am just repeating what I heard him say himself. Maybe he wasn't serious. Clearly, Cajiva, YOU'RE not.

Jim - Freeleo - good points.

NOW I'll shut up.