And almost lets you peek at the goods while on holiday in the Maldives with girlfriend Iriana Shayk. Ronaldo rented the entire island, btw.
More of sunbathing footballer Cristiano Ronaldo's abs and thighs of steel—and more of his impossibly pretty feet, if that's your thing—WHEN YOU JUMP ...
Where'd that lil' gal come from?...dammit!
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | 12 January 2011 at 14:51
Dayumn I love his feet ... his thighs ... abs ... I love it all.
Posted by: Steve R | 12 January 2011 at 14:57
Oh Lawdie Rod, I saw this on twitter and came running my shameless black a*s over here.
Get me church fan, stat.
Posted by: Chitown Kev | 12 January 2011 at 15:48
Speaking of feet. Of course, I kinda' fancy them myself, but some people can carry it to an extreme. A few years ago, my friends up in Brooklyn told me about a meeting they went to entitled something like, "The Joys of Feet and What You Can Do With Them." Well, I was telling a friend here in Philly about it, and he very plainly said to me, "I've been fu.ked by a foot before."
I almost choked on my bourbon, "Say what?"
"I been fu.ked by a foot before"
I said, "Child, you must think I'm a pure fool. You gon' tell me some bullsh.t like that," then I thought about it, "well, it must've been a small foot...like a size seven or eight?"
He sipped and sighed, "No, he said he wore a size eleven."
"Eleven! Oh, Miss Thing, please. How the hell are you gonna' take a size eleven foot up your behind?" I was getting annoyed (and maybe a little horny too).
He rolled his eyes at me, "I didn't say I took the whole foot...just some toes, child."
"Even still," I said, "where are you going to find a condom that can stretch over the toes of a size eleven foot?"
He glanced sideways at me, "who said anything about a condom, child?"
I thought for a second,"Oh, I guess you're right. You can't get an STD from a foot...I suppose," we both got quiet, then I got loud, "but then again, who the hell wants a damn toe nail fungus up in their booty?"
But the incident gave me a great come back line the next time a vicious piece of trade says, "Faggot, I'll put my foot up yo' azz."
Been there, done that...Motha' Fu.ka'! Nigguh, you aint new.
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | 12 January 2011 at 16:03
Derrick from Philly
Yousa Damn Fool LMAO!
Anyhoo, Ronaldo would make a great Bottom. I can just imagine those sexy muscular thighs spread across the floor as I'm pounding him from the back! He needs to do a Nude Photo Shoot before those goods start feeling the affects of Gravity.
Posted by: Black Pegasus | 12 January 2011 at 20:11
rofl derrick
Posted by: Perry W | 12 January 2011 at 23:59
Derrick you are a hot mess. gurl. LOL.
Posted by: Chitown Kev | 13 January 2011 at 13:37
He looks better now he isn't orange.
Posted by: Liberator Émigré Éire | 13 January 2011 at 16:19