Testifying during yesterday's Colorado Senate hearings on the civil unions bill was 76-year-old Rosina Kovar of Denver, who said she was speaking on behalf of herself and her grandchildren. Kovar urged senators against passing the bill and delivered a graphic, anal sex-obsessed rant.
"I think we ought to be telling the truth about fornication and sodomy," she said. "The anus is an exit. It is not an entrance!"
Kovar warned senators: "There is no lubrication! Unlike the vagina, nature put a tight sphincter at the entrance to the anus. It's there for a reason. Keep out!"
There was a random reference to Josef Stalin, too.
Watch the crazy, WHEN YOU JUMP ...
Really? What about women who have anal sex?
Posted by: WEBB | 08 March 2011 at 10:30
"There is no lubrication!"
Astroglide or KY, plus a few poppers and voila!
Posted by: Jaysin | 08 March 2011 at 10:35
nature put a tight sphincter at the entrance to the anus...
yes and i love it
Posted by: Ten in My Timbz | 08 March 2011 at 11:09
Grandma must have found out the hard way (pun intended).
There are some women who can't lubricate in the coochie naturally either, and there are some guys who swear they naturally lubricate in the booty (take a bunch of vitamin E capsules at both ends--you'll be wet. You might die a little later, but you'll be well lubricated).
And somebody ought to tell that dumb old gal that not every gay couple performs anal penetration. And what about Lesbians.
Oh, what a stupid ol' cowgirl. Obviously, a Palin supporter.
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | 08 March 2011 at 11:22
I shouldn't laugh but ... ROTFL!
Posted by: The other guy | 08 March 2011 at 11:49
@ Ten in my timbz...that was to funny!!
Posted by: Cedric | 08 March 2011 at 12:04
I'm with you other guy. I love when the nuts show up and show out. LOL
Posted by: FREELEO | 08 March 2011 at 13:05
What does Stalin have to do with the discussion, LOL. Maybe she's one of those old bats who believe there's some connection between communism and homosexuality. XD
Posted by: Account Deleted | 08 March 2011 at 15:21
She brought up Stalin because he was probably the one who wanted her to have anal sex with him, back in the flower of her youth..LOL
Posted by: FREELEO | 08 March 2011 at 20:07
As the old saying goes, if God had meant for man to be f*cked in the *ss, he would have put a hole there.
Posted by: Jim | 09 March 2011 at 00:16
Oh Grandma!
Posted by: thegayte-keeper | 13 March 2011 at 15:46