Serial divorcee Donald Trump—who has been threatening a presidential bid—is against marriage equality, against same sex partner benefits but for seeing President Obama's birth certificate.
"Why won't he show it?" an overly-tanned Trump demanded on The View. "There's something on that birth certificate that he doesn't like!"
The certificate was posted online ... but does this mean you are willing to show us your real hairline?
Watch the crazy AFTER THE JUMP ...