WATCH: Bulging Rugby Hotness Tom Varndell vs Aston Martin V12

If you've had enough turkey over the holiday, make room for a thick slice of English beefcake. Rugby hotness Tom Varndell has clocked the 100 meters in 10.8 seconds. So what happens when English automotive journalist Jeremy Clarkson wants to race Varndell ... in the new Aston Martin V12 Vantage? Who wins?

England 's top winger is looking fit and proper—and obviously bulging in all the right places—in this segment from Clarkson's new DVD Duel. More screencaptures and watch the ROFL clip WHEN YOU JUMP.