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Homoerotic Boris Diaw Fiction

This was a good weekend for model perfect Boris Diaw, the trilingual French-Senegalese basketball phenom on the Phoenix Suns. Diaw scored 14 points and 10 rebounds in the Sun's winning game against the Clippers. How did he unwind after the game? Several homoerotic fan fiction writers at LiveJournal offer some ideas. One very (well written) story involves Miami Heat player Shawn Marion, who, like yours truly, admires Diaw's clean-shaven head.

Right now, it’s just me and Boris, and I can’t stop looking at him because he just had his hair cut yesterday—buzzed right down to his scalp—and it makes him look ridiculously young.

Boris finally notices me staring and stops talking—for a second. Then, "What are you looking at?"

I sit up and lean forward so that I can rub a hand over his head.

"You. You look fifteen with your hair like that." ...

"Do you like that?” he asks, shifting on the bed, getting closer.

And I’m a little wary, not completely sure where this is heading. I shrug, confused. Because yeah, it’s kind of hot, Boris looking as young as he does. ... "Does it turn you on?" he presses. "The way I look, letting you touch me…?" He’s even closer now, his lips brushing against my neck. "Letting you f--k me…?"

Let's just say that Boris Diaw is very demanding and very versatile off the court. Diaw's French accent is also put to XXX use. Thankfully.

This isn't a new story but it is one of the best written in the NBA slash community, which, unfortunately, has not been updated recently. Too bad. We were enjoying those the all-weekend sex parties featuring Dwyane Wade and LeBron James.

Ephemera [LJ]

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Boris Diaw in "L'Officiel Hommes"

The newest edition of L'Officiel Hommes is devoted to athletes and sport. Super hottie Boris Diaw—the French-Senegalese basketball phenom on the Phoenix Suns—is featured in two full-page ads for De Fursac. At the website of that upsscale menswear collection, there is also a short flash video of Boris playing basketball in the suit. There is certainly something to be said for a hot man in an impeccably tailored suit.

In related news, the 2006 FIBA World Baskeball Championships has just named Diaw as "France's 'Mr Versatility'.' Wouldn't be nice if that versatility extended off-court?

The Many Faces of Boris Diaw (Rod 2.0)

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The Many Faces of Boris Diaw ...

... And they are all stunning.

Carla and Richard are probably excited that the Dallas Mavericks have advanced to the NBA championship. Personally, we're very salty after their Saturday win over Phoenix. This means we'll be seeing a lot less of Boris Diaw (Dee-OW), the Suns' French-Senegalese phenom.

Even more irritating: No more post-game commentary in that incredible French accent.

Super-flawless complexion. Never breaks a sweat. Clorox-white smile. Check the Jumbotron at the end of the 3Q when Phoenix was still ahead:

Now, moving to the Fourth. Not too sure what was going on, it looks like he was sending a secret message.

Is he using both hands ... to suggest ... oh, nevermind.

Finally, may we direct your attention to the bottom half of the Fourth? Young Boris leans close to the referee for some one-on-one instruction.

Notice that his Nikes are equipped with a special orange panel to match his uniform. Fierce.

Check out the Site officiel de Boris Diaw where the baller says he is passionately pro-environment, anti-animal cruelty and loves his family. Awww. Boris is single, speaks three languages, and, also personally designs and maintains his website—just like Brian White. Interesting.

Previously:

 

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