Despite playing a gay vague character to comic perfection in Scary Movie—he wanted his girlfriend to talk with a deeper voice and wear a football uniform during sex, remember?—metrosexualish muscle boy Shawn Wayans and campy brother Marlon tell BET.com's Clay Cane it's just an act. They're not gay.
What is the craziest Internet rumor you all have heard about yourselves?
Shawn: There is always the gay rumor. Anybody who makes a million dollars is gay.
Marlon: There are pictures of me with my kids! [Laughs]
Shawn: Yeah, it's like—how are we gay? Why?
Marlon: Not that there is anything wrong with that!
Shawn: But why would you pick us? Did we come out with the YMCA wig on or something?
Marlon: What's funny, if I was gay, I would just say it and so be it. When you're a comedian—it's like Ellen, "I am gay and so what!" If I was gay I'd be like, "I'm gay so what!" And I'd be telling jokes about it!