Well, you knew this had to happen. Quite a few people were impressed with the ... ummm ... impressive, endowment of Visanthe Shiancoe, the Minnesota Vikings tight end who became an internet sensation after his full-frontal postgame segment in the locker room. So of course the amply endowed football player has been approached to do porn.
"From what we’ve seen, there is definitely a career for Visanthe in the adult industry, if he’d like one," said Black Ice general manager Tony Santoro [to AVN]."
Black Ice publicist Scott Stein said the company is unaware of any morals clause in Shiancoe’s contract that would prevent him from accepting a contract with the makers of Bubble Butt Barbecue 2.
"Whether or not Visanthe will be interested in our offer - or if the league will intervene - remains to be seen," said Santoro. "It’s worth a shot, as this would definitely be something that the fans will want to see."
It probably is not happening anytime soon. But there are probably quite a few fans on our team who wouldn't mind seeing Visanthe team up with fellow Black Ice star Brian Pumper. Of course both are very! straight! so it's just wishful thinking.
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