Who would have predicted this? Madonna is reportedly "bored" and dumped her latest boy toy, 22-year-old fashion model Jesus Luz. The two met on the set of that steamy W editorial and it's been hot and heavy ever since. For the most part.
British tabloids say Madge dumped Jesus after she discovered he was spending time with Brazilian lingerie model Luciana Costa. Oh and the tabloid relationship with the barely legal Luz could "ruin" her plans to adopt buy another Malawian child.
Madonna said: “Many people, especially our Malawian friends, say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It’s something I have been considering, but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and government.” And she fears she won’t have either if she has another adopted son hanging on her coat-tails in the shape of Jesus.
Her decision to end the relationship was finally made after Luciana and Jesus spent a romantic weekend together in Brazil. And Luciana used delicate female cunning which Madge would have applauded in her youth, by snidely telling reporters: “Jesus had great things to say about Madonna and he doesn’t care she is so much older.”
The Daily Star quotes an associate who describes the Madonna-Jesus relationship: "It was just a bit of fun and she’s enjoyed herself. But she is growing bored of the relationship and her family comes first. He would ruin her chances of adopting again. And the pictures of him with Luciana made her realise that he’ll be better suited to somebody his own age."
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Oh, my. Well, old queens can brutal when you "mess around" on them--especially with some hussy much younger. I coulda' told the boy that.
I'm sure she sent him off with something nice...a pair emerald cufflinks or something
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | 24 March 2009 at 15:23
Yea you can be sure Madge wasn't feeling that. Older and rich, she expects her boytoys (or girlfriends) to be wrapped around her finger 24/7.
Posted by: Daniel | 24 March 2009 at 15:29
madonna dumping one of her hookups? yea, who would have seen that coming ...
Posted by: Antwan | 24 March 2009 at 15:35
I didn't buy this relationship for a minute anyway.
Posted by: Silva | 24 March 2009 at 15:45
As a fan of Madonna's music, I wish she'd show more interest in crafting another good record, versus that "Hard Candy" mess, and doing (maybe not, it is a rumor) things like this.
Hope her next project is great, until then I'll have to be patient.-QH
Posted by: QH | 24 March 2009 at 15:49
QH, obviously I'm another big Madonna fan. "Hard Candy" was just awful. Hopefully Madge can recapture the sound and traction of "Confessions on a Dance Floor." As far as Jesus Luz, eh, it was what it was.
Posted by: Rod Mc | 24 March 2009 at 15:52
Jesus Luz was a distraction. I love Madonna too, but know her history and know there will be a couple more distractions before we hear anything new and great from her. Until then, buckle up ...
Posted by: Danny Rivera | 24 March 2009 at 15:55
“Jesus had great things to say about Madonna and he doesn’t care she is so much older.”
LOL
Posted by: FQ | 24 March 2009 at 15:57
Not a Madge fan, but, a 22 year old model would certainly make me feel young again, even if its what Derrick deems as "trade" LOL!
Get your swirl on Madonna, being rich does help you age better!
Posted by: Luther | 24 March 2009 at 16:05
Madonna was his SUGAR MAMA. Of course he didn't have anything bad to say. As Derrick said, there probably were some lovely consolation prizes to guarantee his discretion.
Posted by: Avery | 24 March 2009 at 16:07
i wonder if jesus wept lol
Posted by: P. | 24 March 2009 at 16:08
LMAO THAT WAS QUICK.
I seriously don't give a damn. Madonna is my favorite diva.
I wonder if his career stops now too... the shortest career ever!
Silly boy! He could have lasted it at least a year
Posted by: Greg G | 24 March 2009 at 16:13
LOL.. yes he wept. when he opened her legs and saw the names of all the jockeys that had been there before him....LOL. very funny p... "jesus wept"
Posted by: FREELEO | 24 March 2009 at 20:09
HAHA
Freeleo that is too MFing hilarious
Posted by: Patterson | 24 March 2009 at 20:25
"It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway..." --Sean Penn on his ex.
Posted by: Andy Niable | 24 March 2009 at 22:23
Umm... I liked "Hard Candy"...
Posted by: filmfledgling | 24 March 2009 at 23:29
Glad "you" liked "Hard Candy" ...
Most of the public didn't lol
But what a life, having to send gorgeous 22 year old Brasilian models packing. Ahhh.
Posted by: D. Askew | 24 March 2009 at 23:43
I have never understood the fascination with Madonna.
Posted by: Ravenback | 25 March 2009 at 03:05
Love her, but this child has got issues. She is living proof that all the fame and money in the universe cant' buy you happiness.
Posted by: S. Flemming | 25 March 2009 at 13:40
"best things in life are free"
Money is not everything.
Posted by: mitzi | 26 March 2009 at 18:54