"Reality meets sporno meets porn." That was our description last week when we reported the new nude advertising campaign for The T.O. Show, Terrell Owens' new VH1 "reality" series. The series debuts tonight and the Los Angeles Times' Mary McNamara reviews the first two episodes and is none-too-impressed. Except for the many shirtless scenes, which, like some shows, seem to be a requirement in T.O.'s contract.
Terrell Owens is one beautiful man and he knows it, oh, Lord, he knows it, and so do his publicists, Kita Williams and Monique Jackson, the forces behind “The T.O. Show,” which premieres tonight. Why else would the publicity art include a nude portrait of the football star, why else would Owens spend at least 60% of his time in front of the camera shirtless?
Good thing too, because the sculpted pecs, mighty shoulders and perfect abs are just about the only thing the show has going for it. No, wait, I take that back; he has a lovely smile as well.
Terrell Owens is half naked in the majority of the show? Thank you. The TiVo is already set.
AFTER THE JUMP, watch the trailer and more shirtless T.O action. There is also the oversized publicity art that VH1 sent to blogs and media outlets, more nude Terrell Owens hotness without those annoying fonts. Oh and it was announced a few days ago that T.O. now has a "girlfriend." What a coincidence. Question from our Twitter: Is she also a paid employee like his "two best friends"?
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HE HAS A LOVELY SMILE AS WELL?!
So the reviewer looked at his body and his smile the entire show?! IS THAT IS FAULT OR HIS DESTINY!? LOL
Posted by: TheRevKev | 20 July 2009 at 13:29
T.O. has a girlfriend?
LOL. OK, whatevah
(Nice to be back here!)
Posted by: Chitown Kev | 20 July 2009 at 13:44
Yeah, another Alabamian that is more of an embarrassment than another accomplishment. I highly doubt he is heterosexual either, but wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole because his mouth and stank attitude of self-entitlement.
Posted by: kayman | 20 July 2009 at 14:35
@ kayman
You mean that you have never had sex with anyone with a horrible disposition and was full of himself but was great in the sack? I'm not talking about marrying the dude. And I doubt you know him beyond his public persona.
Posted by: Ravenback | 20 July 2009 at 15:28
T.O. can be a cry baby, too cocky, a bama, etc. BUT damn he's hot (to me). His lips, smile, muscles ... now those two girlfriends with the horse weaves and cussing each other out ... NOT.
Posted by: Barton | 20 July 2009 at 15:29
VH-1 is a hollow, burned out, crumbling shell of what it used to be. How is this have anything, like most of their programming from 2003 onward, have anything to do with "Video History First?"
Plus, TO is cute, but is attitude is yucky. I guess we live in strange times.-QH
Posted by: QH | 20 July 2009 at 15:42
Ugh!!! This person is so unattractive. Yeah, the body is hot, but the face is about a 2 and I just can't get it up for obnoxious, self-involved personalities. He'd probably would be lousy lay. Conceited people tend to be. They have no concern about your pleasure and often act like they're doing you a favor by getting naked. FAIL.
Posted by: mjolnir202 | 20 July 2009 at 15:44
Only 60%? 80 is a good percentage.
Posted by: FREELEO | 20 July 2009 at 15:49
A half naked TO for 60% of show.
What a tease! I'll be watching.
Posted by: Timr | 20 July 2009 at 16:19
"I want a man who's man enough to put a ring on my finger"...AND he has millions in the bank,a palatial home,drive a top end luxury car,and he won't ask me to sign a pre-nup! She ain't marrying no broke-broke...If the guy was broke,homeless and walking the streets, but he offered to "put a ring on her finger", would she accept?
Posted by: greg2 | 20 July 2009 at 16:23
I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THAT PICTURE!! the man is just gorgeous...
Posted by: FREELEO | 20 July 2009 at 17:44
i'm going to give this a look but if T.O.'s stank attitude pops up then it's gonna have to be a NO GO.
Or I can just watch it with the volume muted....
Posted by: ff | 20 July 2009 at 18:05
I'll be watching 60% of the time.
Posted by: Seven | 20 July 2009 at 18:21
T.O. is the man and he fine azz he can be. so you haters need change careers on this one.
Posted by: Brent | 20 July 2009 at 20:18
Well I saw the first show and it didn't seem like he was naked 60% of the time...much less than that in fact. He didn't strip until after the 1/2 hour point...I was disapointed.
On the other hand -- the show itself? What a hot ghetto mess LOL!
Posted by: ReggieH | 20 July 2009 at 22:13
Ravenback, I actually do know him beyond his public persona. His high school alma mater plays my alma mater twice a year since they are in the same division. He's from the area I grew up in East Central Alabama, and I've had the displeasure of being in presence more than once. The man is an a-hole to describe him best.
And to answer your question, no I don't entertain arrogant guys because they never seem to stop focusing on themselves. Been there done that, and lesson learned.
Posted by: kayman | 21 July 2009 at 01:11
Yeah I know he has a huge ego and bratty attitude...
But if he got me alone in a room and told me he wanted to get down my legs would go right up then part like the red sea...mmmmhmmmm!
Posted by: Toddy | 21 July 2009 at 11:22
@ kayman
Sounds like you had a personal relationship with Terrell Owens.
Posted by: Ravenback | 21 July 2009 at 13:55